Sunday, 28 March 2010

The Nine Commandments

  •   Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
  •   If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

  • Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
  • I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
  • Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
  • When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
  • Remember wherever there is a good looking,sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
  • If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble, honey!

  • By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

1 comment:

  1. He he he, really like these. My mum would definitely agree with the last one! Love the complete laziness of stopping at 9! Ha! L.


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