The Nine Commandments

•   Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
   
•   If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

• Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

 

• I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
   
• Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
   
• When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

 

• Remember wherever there is a good looking,sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
   
• If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble, honey!

• By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.