There is something about this picture which kind of made me chuckle a bit - before I explain why, please take this quiz.....
Do you think this photo was taken in a:
**A person's home
**Dentist waiting room
**Office break out room
ANSWER: None of the above. This is in fact a photo of former businesswoman Artalyta Suryani, convicted last year for bribing prosecutors, sitting in her prison cell at a jail for women and children in Jakarta. I love the way she has that headband on like she is in the middle of getting a facial or something. The Indonesian government - which has promised to stamp out corruption - was embarrassed by revelations that rich and connected prisoners were living in luxury behind bars.
We have all heard of the Bangkok Hilton (an ex of mine actually was incarcerated there because he was trying to sell his shitty silver jewellery in one of the markets without a permit) but this Jakarta Jail is a joke - I mean even jailbird Paris Hilton did not get a faux leather day bed.